Saturday, January 8, 2011

so freaking funny... so freaking true

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

3. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

4. Bad decisions make good stories.

5. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

6. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
7. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

8. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
9. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

10. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

11. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
12. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

13. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

14. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

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